911, Whats your emergency?

I am a 911 dispatcher and this sums it up!

My child is lost,
My dog is too.
My car won't start,
I'm feeling blue.

The next door neighbors
are fighting once more.
I just heard him
Slam the door.

A guys in here,
He has a gun.
"Oh my God,
Honey, RUN!"

My house is burning,
My car has flipped.
Mom can't breath,
Dad just slipped.

I get no thanks
for my job you see.
"911,
Whats your emergency?"