| Chuck Norris was castrated today. My first entry on this site...I hope you like it. |
| Buenos dias, Oscar! First off, you have a very vivid imagination, and 2nd, I love your sense of humor! I thought this was great, and using that title to lure readers in worked perfectly. What a sucker I am! But I'm glad, because you put a big smile on my face and even gave me a few belly laughs this morning, for which I'm much obliged! Granted, you may have strayed from the main topic to bring our attention to other things, such as hair gel and clichés, but I still enjoyed it. Great job, Oscar! I'd like to know where you're getting medication from, because I'd love to try some of it! A few tiny niggles and a comment: '... force me into a cage and taken me to (a) hospital...' 'a fluffy Slinky' (Hilarious! I'd LOVE to see that!) 'sexualised blonde women' (womAn) 'I've ended up there once of twice...' (or) Otherwise, bravo! I know you were only here for a single day, but I wish you would have stuck around to entertain us with more of your bizarre humor, but perhaps you'll see this in your email and come back. We need more psychos like you on here! Kee ponw ritin gon, my friend! Thanks for the laughs, and have a glorious day, wherever you are!
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