You find that you're in a hotel room with Mary Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen. At this point, you can't tell them apart. One of them picks you up firmly but gently, and places you on a table. The two titanic blondes stand there with there in front of you with their arms crossed, looking you over.
"How did this happen to me?" you ask, and they are able to hear you and understnad you.
"We have connections," said Ashley. "We paid a lot of money to a time traveler to shrinks omeone we could keep as a pet."
"But why was I chosen?" you asked.
Mary-Kate replied: "We had a website set up, and you were the first person to access our site to view giantess collages. We didn't want to shrink an innocent person, we wanted to target someone with a giantess fetish!"
The two young women smiled and high-fived each other.