As you were about to go on patrol, you felt your stomach growl. You hadn't eaten breakfast and you were a bit low on energy, mixed in with only just having woken up. You debated with yourself on whether facing your terrifying big sister's wrath was worth getting some food.
On the one hand, getting something to eat would be give you more energy to keep doing hero work and your sister did make great pancakes. On the other hand, your sister was currently mad at you and was certainly going to floss you with your underwear before giving you anything to eat.
"I have a bit energy right now, plus I really don't want another wedgie after just getting one. But staying you any longer is definitely going to make things worse for me, what to do? What to do?"
You sigh as you talk out to yourself, "Man, I could really use a sign right now..." Unbeknownst to you, as you were deep in thought, the robber you stopped was no longer unconscious and was standing behind you. You hadn't notice he was there, until it was too late.
"Here's one for yea!!" Before you could even react, you felt your briefs being launched up your butt crack for the second time today as a superhero! "EEEK!" You let a mousy squeal as you cup your crotch and eyes start twitching, as you felt your undies slicing into you. Much like you the old lady wedgied you, you feel your powers leave you.
"Street rules SuperZero, don't stand around with your back turned after a fight. Especially when you ruin their score!" With another harsh yank, he hoists you of the ground, further humiliating you and making you squeal louder. You proceeds you bounce you like a human yoyo, hiking them further up your crack with each bounce. As painful as all this was, it still fell very short from how brutal your sister's wedgies were.
After bouncing and stretching your undies above your head, you're put back down to your feet and helplessly watch your own waistband pull over your eyes and snapped under your chin.
You stumble around a bit, struggling to balance yourself with your atomic wedgie forcing your head to be pulled back and arching your back. Despite your depowered state, you to turn around and attempt to throw a punch at the robber.
Being semi-blinded by white cotton, you miss, end up losing your balance and falling over forward, face down ass up.
While satisfied with giving you and atomic wedgie and watching you stumble in it, the robber walks away with his hands in his pockets, feeling rather miffed. "Can't believe I lost a score to that loser..."
You groan to yourself as you wince from picking yourself up with your atomic still in place. Hungry, powerless and humiliated, you want to get back at the robber but chose to take this as the sign you asked for. "Ah! eh, This, Ow! is really, Gah!, starting, ugh, to feel, ow, eh, like my never ending first day of highschool...." You mutter to yourself as you cupped your butt and winced with every step you.
While you were somewhat blinded, your unfortune almost constant experience of trying to make it to class on time with your waistband pulled over your eyes, and making your way around your own home, gave you the skill to navigate your surroundings even with an atomic wedgie in place.
Eventually, after struggling to pull them off your face, your undies do fix themselves like they did before, much to your relief. You begin flying home, hoping that no one else saw everything with the old lady and robber and hoping your sister wont be too brutal.
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Sneaking into your room through the open window, your costume disappears and your back in civilian clothes. "Man, still feeling the sting of that atomic." You mutter to yourself as you open the door to leave your room and see your sister towering over with her arms crossed. "Oh no..."
"An atomic wedgie huh? Ditched your big sister, who slaved away to make you breakfast and was wedgied in less then an hour, sounds like karma." She than held you by the collar of your shirt and narrowed her eyes at you. "And its not done with you yet, lil bro."
Panicking, you trying explaining yourself. "I-I was trying to stand up a bully!!!"
Your big sister rolled her eyes at that. "Oh, I've heard that one before, got an atomic again from trying to be a hero."
Nervous but also wanting set the record straight, you blurt out "No! I punched in the face and knocked him out!"
Your big sister raised an eyebrow and let your collar go. "Oh please, lying lil bro? really? you knocked a bully out? Then why were complaining about and atomic just now."
You gulp trying to explain yourself, without reveling you were a superhero, "I got an atomic wedgie by the person I was trying to help."
Your sister simply stared at you hearing that.
"A-and then the bully sneak up on me and gave me another atomic..." You say feeling rather embarrassed with how everything played out.
Your big sister stared at you, and then burster out laughing, "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That is just hilarious, only you could get yourself in a situation like that! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Your stomach growls again, taken notice by your big sister. "Haha, seems like someone wants breakfast." She said as her laughing fit calmed out.
"Ah.. yeah, don't suppose you can let me off the hook until I get something to eat." You ask nervously.
"Usually, no, but since you made me laugh, I'll consider it..."
You sigh with relief.
"If you agree to do my chores..."
You raise an eyebrow, "That doesn't sound so-"
Your sister continues, "for a week, in whatever wedgie I choose to put you." She completed with a smirk.
You groan in despair.
"Its either that or get swirly and a hanging wedgie right now lil bro. Make your choice."
What do you chose?
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