"Hello, and welcome to Who Wants To Be a Millionaire?! I'm your host, my name's not important, but our guests are." The host said, and the audience cheered.
"Our first contestant is a stuttering swine who made his debut in 1935's I Haven't Got a Hat. Since then, he's become one of Warner Bros.' most recognizable cartoon characters, usually serving as a foil to Daffy Duck. He works at ACME Looniversity as the mentor and favorite teacher of Hamton J. Pig. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Looney Tunes star Porky Pig!" the host announced, and the audience cheered as Porky walked in.
"Thank you, M-mister Host. It's a real plea-plea-plea... it's great to be here." Porky told the host.
"You're welcome, Porky. Are you ready to play Millionaire?" the host asked Porky.
"You b-b-b-b-bet, Mr. Host! I can't wait to win that millio... that millio... that millio... that whole bunch of money." Porky told the host.
"Okay, then. Here's how to play; you have ten questions, and if you get them all correct, you will win one million dollars. If you get one wrong, you'll lose the game, but you're welcome to walk away with what money you have if the question's too tough. You have three lifelines; you can call a friend to see if they know they answer, you can pick 50/50 to reduce the answers down to two, and you can ask the audience to see if they know the answer. Do you understand?" The host asked Porky.
"Of course I d-d-d-do. Now let's begi-begi-begi... Let's start the game." Porky told the host.
"Okay then, Porky. Here's your first question for $100.00.
Which hot, spicy sausage is often used as a pizza topping?" the host began, then he paused to talk to the producers.
"Really?" the host asked the producers, then he gave the answers.
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