"Why did I stay, why did I stay?" you asked yourself.
Your name is Miles Taylor. You're a college student. You had recently witnessed a murder, committed by a very dangerous criminal, and he had sworn to "get you". Obviously, Witness Protection was not about to let that happen. They called you in and you were now sitting in the waiting room.
"Mr. Taylor, you can come in now." the receptionist said.
You walked in and were sat at a table with three agents.
"Hello, Mr. Taylor. We have an idea on how to keep you protected until the authorities capture the murderer. And without subjecting you to surgery."