A while ago, you had obtained a beautiful bottle, it was slightly translucent, with 6 glass lumps in place around the base, it was on a desk in your room, when you was thinking about how bad your life was, you started to say 'I wish," when you knock a glass of water over and doused the bottle.
The lid popped off, and water poured out, you stood still, not knowing where this water was coming from, as the bottle should be empty.
The water shrank as a genie emerged.
A blue haired genie wearing a bikini.
"Master, I am your genie. I will grant you anything you want, for as long as that bottle remains in your possession," she says pointing at the dry desk on which a dry bottle stood, which was beside the glass full of water.