The Wand of Swapping: an ancient artifact whose origin is now lost. Some say the Goddesses made it, to better understand their creation; others blame a mad wizard. Wherever it came from, though, its powers are clear- its wielder has the ability to exchange the attributes- whether physical, mental, or otherwise- of any two beings, merely by willing it. Moreover, neither its victims nor anybody else will be aware of the change, only the wielder. All others will fail to notice any difference, or act like things have always been that way.
One day, this powerful artifact finds its way into the hands of one of Hyrule's residents. Who is it?