While being hidden would give you free reign, the danger of being crushed under a sweaty foot trapped in a shoe is not high on your priority list, even if it somewhat gets you on. Nonetheless, Your best hope is to try and contact the guys. Even if they don't decide to help you, theres the possibility that they will take care of you as a pet instead of a stain.
But who? You can hear the click-clack of football boots approaching and you need to find a position from which to address one of these giants, but who?