She drops a menu in front of you and walks away with a devilish grin on her face. You shake your head and open the menu. You have never seen such a menu before. 10 pages of the most fattening foods and drinks ever assembled. You actually start to drool. You feel some what strange, almost tingle or a warm wave wash over you. You dream of endless piles of fattening foods and beer. It is all for you, All for you.
You snap out of it and the Barmaid is standing in front of you and asks, "Well. What would you like? .....Eric."