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Rated: 13+ · In & Out · Comedy · #2035325

Zombie Jokes...the cheesier the better!!

Time to pick your brains,
Like you pick your nose,
To see what golden kernels of goodness can come out!!
It's....


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It can be a pun... Every zombie eats somebody!

It can be a knock knock joke... knock, knock...whose there...arghh...arghh who...arghh you going to let me in?

It can be a traditional joke... What did the zombie say to his date? - I like girls with brains.


Show me what you've got!!






: 🌑 Darleen - QoD Author Icon @ 03-21-15 @ 5:59pm
A lawyer A doctor And a zombie walk into a bar . . . Three zombies walk out.

: ~Minja~ Author Icon @ 03-21-15 @ 6:18pm
Which cereal does zombie eat for breakfast?...Raisin BRAINS *Bigsmile* ~my favorite

: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon @ 03-21-15 @ 8:59pm

Q: What has a dog's head, a cat's tail & brains all over its face?
 A: A zombie LEAVING the PET STORE!

: Hannah ♫♥♫ Author Icon @ 04-09-15 @ 8:32am
Q: Why was the zombie afraid to cross the road? A: He had LOST his GUTS!

: Julie Author Icon @ 08-11-15 @ 9:03pm
Q. Why do zombies not like Dumb Blonde jokes? A. Because they're BRAINLESS!

: Steev the Friction Wizurd Author Icon @ 08-12-15 @ 5:53am
Vegetarian Zombie: Grains!

: As Luck Would Have It Author Icon @ 08-22-15 @ 6:03pm
A homeless zombie asked a passer-by if he could spare some brains today. "Sorry, man, I don't have any!"

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