Epigrams for the Modern Times

 (This message was edited by billwilcox on 07-28-03 @ 2:32 am EDT)

First Place

Posting #685865 by deemac

Death - (Anglican Marriage Ceremony) - "Till death us do part" is now known as "Till debt us do part"

Second Place

Posting #687611 by Dr Taher writes again!

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water
God knows what they did up there,
They came down with a daughter.

Third Place

Posting #686300 by deemac

An angry girl makes an appearance in this new version of an old nursery rhyme:

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her little dog a bone;
But her daughter Natalie,
A student of anatomy
Yelled "Mother, leave my skeleton alone!"





W.D.Wilcox