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Good topic, Theday.
I am curious to see what everyone comes up with.

Star Trek is known for adding humor and jokes in every episode. I think there are usually lots of funny moments when ever Data is around.

[after they kiss] "What were you just thinking?" -- Jenna
"In that particular moment, I was reconfiguring the warp field parameters, analyzing the collected works of Charles Dickens, calculating the maximum pressure I could safely apply to your lips, considering a new food supplement for Spot..." -- Data
"I'm glad I was in there somewhere" -- Jenna

"Baby needs a new pair of shoes" -- Data, at the craps table (The Royale)

"You must talk to him; tell him that he is a good cat, and a pretty cat, and..." -- Data
"I will feed him" -- Worf

"Life forms.... You tiny little life forms..... You precious little life forms.... Where are you?" -- Data, singing and playing the control pannel like a musical instrument

"Data... I made that joke seven years ago" -- Geordi
"I know.... I just got it!" -- Data

"Believing oneself to be perfect is often the sign of a delusional mind." -- Data to Borg Queen

[after bobbing to the surface] "In the event of a water landing, I have been designed to act as a floatation device." -- Data