Question of the Day!

q: an airplane is flying with a brick on its wing. what happens?
a: the brick falls

q: how do you put an elephant in the fridge?
a: you open the door, put the elephant in it, and close the door

q: how do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
a: you open the door, remove the elephant, otherwise it won't fit, put the giraffe in it, and close the door

q: the lion gave a party at the jungle and invited all animals. only one didn't go. who was it?
a: the giraffe, because it was stuck in the fridge

q: there once was this swamp with alligators that ate anyone who tried to go in there. one time, an old lady went in and emerged unscatched. why?
a: because the alligators were at the party

q: however, when the old lady arrived at an open field, she collapsed and was taken to a hospital. why?
a: because the brick fell on her head