Question of the Day!

The ugliest guy in town goes into his regular drinking hole. He has a big grin on his face.

"What are you looking so happy about?" asks the barman.

"I just lost my virginity last night."

"No shit! How did that happen?"

"Well, I was going home last night when I saw this girl tied to the rail tracks. It was crazy, like some old silent movie! Anyway, I untied her, but she was in no fit state to go home and so I took her to my place. Well, one thing led to another and we spent the night in bed. I'm exhausted - hardly got a wink of sleep!"

"Well I'll be damned! Gook looking, was she?"

"I've no idea - I never did find her head."