Question of the Day!

I wrote an autobiography in the form of a series of around 60 poems and called it 40 Years At A Time.

I wrote a brief autobiography of my search for religious meaning and called it Who's There?, and it sat at about 20k words.

My wrestling adventures are called Ring Rusted - "Ring Rusted" .

So, a comedy look at my life, which has been filled with so much fun and joy lately? Well, I could write about my time as a performer - as a wrestler, stand-up comedian, featuring in TV adverts, in a TV series, performance acrobat - and I'd call it The Worst Performer You Never Saw.

So... a comedy look at my whole life? How about When Australians Get Confused as a title?