Question of the Day!

Mayonnaise, it's just eggs, oil and spices but it smells so terrible and the texture is like wet Elmer's Glue in your mouth. I had to force myself to eat the ham sandwich my friend made for me one time; he put mayonnaise on both slices of bread. Ugh!

Three words to describe Mayonnaise? Worst. Condiment. Ever. Or at least Worst. Ingredient. Ever. You can't even scrape it off. It oozes into whatever it's put on.