SugarCube's Insomniac Asylum

Amy Turnover spread the seismograph results out on the table. "This is all your fault." She announced proudly. "We're naming it after you."

Ivan knew this was a groundbreaking moment in his career. "Do you mean it?"

"Yes. This is earth-shattering. No-one knew it was there before. You've really shaken us up." Amy was trembling with excitement.

"Just kidding. You are cracking me up." She winked as Ivan Ivanoswitch broke new ground chasing her around the office. She thought their relationship had permanently fissured until she caved in, batted her eyes, and said she was only flirting with him and wanted to settle things together. The earth quaked when they kissed, breaking all records for them both.