The Pirate Bay Shooting Gallery

Kanish walks in steps over to the weapons rack an grabs a log and pointy sword. After a few practice swings Kanish steps out the weapons starting position and signals that he is ready to begin. The pirate robots all glare at him daring him to attack. The first row drops out of sight leaving only the second row to take the brunt of Kanish’s attack.

The robots, feeling their oats, started sticking their tongues out at him. Kanish rushed in and started whacking at the dead Pirate seven. But that was only a trick he was really after the Seventh Pirate in row three. He whacked that robot so hard it almost beheaded the poor robot giving it, it’s first hit. It sent Kanish spinning when it went into a whirl wind defense. This boosted Kanish’s attack into Pirate 6 row two and cut it so hard it took the top of it’s head off as an instant kill. Still in the spin Kanish cuts both Pirates five for its second hit and pirate four killing it instantly. Pirate four sin its death throes shoves Kanish into Pirate one giving it, its first hit.

After a short rest period Kanish stands in the ready box and signals he is ready to attack. The pirates seem to decide that sticking their tongues out provokes too much damage. They instead stick their arms out and give him the come here sign or the bring it sign. Kanish studies the setup them rushes in at Pirate seven third row for a devastating hit giving it two hits now. It is still in the whirl wind and shoves Kanish into pirate eight row three for its second hit. With maddening force it launches Kanish all the way down the line to pirate one second row. This is it’s second hit of the day it smashes him forward into Pirate two second row for its death blow. As it is dying it launches him into pirate three third row for its first hit.

After another short rest period Kanish stands ready to do battle again. He changes strategy and screams a blood curdling scream something about House Stark forever and charges Pirate two second row. He catches it off guard and deals it a death blow to the head. It knocks him so hard it sends him flying into pirate six row three. There Kanish deals it a first hit being shoved into pirate seven row three he deals it its second hit and is pushed into pirate eight row three for its second hit. Kanish manages to duck its counter attack and escape with his life. From the beating he took he will need a log rest break. We watch in silent awe for the man as he quickly limps off the field.

Pirate two, row two, started glowing and drops a 5k slip for Kanish. Kanish, congratz on winning the 5k slip.