Rec Room

Assuming I could go back to the same time until I got whatever I'm trying to do right, I would do the following:

1: I'd go back to when Justin Bieber first thought of being a musician and smack him. Every time he would try to become a star I'd beat the crap out of him. Not out of a personal dislike for the guy, just so whenever he thinks about doing music he'd think "Hmmm, every time I tried I got beat up, maybe I won't do this." And he might even become a better less pompous person because of it.

2: Fight in World War One a few times, and maybe help out JRR Tolkien to see what he went through and get to know the guy. I'd also make sure Hitler didn't make it out alive of WW1.

3: Start a liberal movement early on in my native USA, so more states would be tolerant of everybody. I'd kick Joe McCarthy in the balls to, every time he thought of some anti-leftist thing. This would prevent most of the Red Scare and might make him a better person for the same reasons as number 1:

4: Protect Harvey Milk and keep him from being assassinated

5: Stop George W. Bush from getting elected.

6: spread lots of rumors about guys who wear skinny jeans, aside from Freddie Mercury, he is a God. No, actually, god wishes he could be like Freddie Mercury

7: Prevent my brother from getting certain vaccinations as a baby, it probably wouldn't of made a difference but he might not have gotten autism.

8: I would've written parts of every holy book there was. Mostly with stuff like be tolerant, but then I would add some stuff like "Vegans cause cancer if they preach!"

9: I'd change the education system in the US, someone who is going to write books for a living doesn't need to know why something is a triangle other than because it has three fricking sides.

10: I'd find out why the flamethrower was invented and smack the crap out of that guy to.

11: I'd go to the first person who thought the world was gonna end in 2012 because of the Mayans and say "They ended it at 2012 because they ran out of space on the rock, idiot!"

12: I'd also help out William Wallace with his fighting and stuff.