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Jul 5, 2013 at 7:03pm
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Limericks
JULY 5 ENTRY: Make me laugh in any way you can.

Hey Guys! I was in a fix about attempting to write on this prompt, so I thought why not try my hand at good 'ole limericks! My first time! I managed to write two:

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There was once a man in Seattle

Busy was preparing for battle.

But his plan proved faulty,

His chips were too salty.

So the judge took away his chattel.

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There was once an old man Japanese,

Who was busy cooking mac and cheese.

He seemed to be queasy,

"This cuisine ain't easy!"

He ended up feeding just the bees!

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Limericks · 07-05-13 7:03pm
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