Noticing Newbies

Elle----
I am truly an idiot. Here I am on the world wide web and didn't realize that this site was open to the whole world! I truly am your typical close-minded American idiot.
New Zealand! Unbelievable. When I gain enough gift points I will order some of your countries finest delectibles! After all, what young lass wouldn't jump at the chance to savor some Pineapple Lump bars with me back at my mums house where I live in the basement! Pineapple Lump bars would make the re-runs of 'Seinfeld' only more enjoyable!
Elle....you've changed my social life.

Cheers!

Disclaimer: I peppered the above writing with words such as lass, mum and cheers. If these are phrases that are not Kiwi approved, please keep in mind that I am your typical close-minded American idiot.

Thank You.