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You would call on Hecate, The Queen of Witches. She is also, the triple goddess. She is the only goddess who is there at birth and death. She is the only goddess mentioned as holding equal power in heaven with Zeus. She didn't even have to sleep with him. Her popularity among the people was enough that he had no choice but to elevate her to his level.

The problem is, there is no devil in the craft. Now change Devil to Hades and she would be more than happy to help you screw him over. :)

I could go into more detail about what you said but then this post would just turn into a rant about the misconceptions around my personal spiritual path and your my friend so I don't want to do that.