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To look cool and pose for pictures?

That's what I always thought, at least. I mean, if I could do that, skim at breakneck speed just under the blue-tinged surface of warm ocean waters and then suddenly blast skyward in a frothy spray, streamlined form cascading through the air, sleek and powerful, sending an electric jolt of excitement through everyone watching, smiling my dolphin smile, maybe waving a little flipper to the lens, then yeah, that's why I'd do it, saying, "Cheese," right before splashdown.

I'm pretty sure that's the right answer.