Fantasy Dinner Party

Who needs Oscar Wilde when you can have Whinnie the Pooh! True he is a bear of very little brain, but he has said some very wise things:
" Poetry and hums aren't things which you get, they're things which get you. All you can do is go where they can find you."
" Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon!"
And my fave (which I have tried) " When someone asks, Is that You? Try pretending it isn't and see what happens."

On a more serious note, I would invite my Fifth Year Higher English teacher. His was the only opinion I valued, because he was honest and direct and didn't treat us like babies. BUT he totally trashed the only story I ever wrote for him and I was crushed. I would invite him so that I could ask him exactly why (coz I never had the guts back then.)

- Wallflower :)