Daily Flash Fiction Challenge

"Aaaargh!"

"What?"

"This machine of yours."

"So suddenly, the computer is MY machine!"

"It was always your machine. It should have a special key."

"For what?"

"For I want to scream. Aaaargh!"

"If you tell me what the matter is ..."

"I'll tell you what the matter is. Your computer doesn't have a key for people who want to scream."

"But WHY does the computer make you want to scream?"

"Because the cat sits on it and deletes everything I write."

"YOUR cat. It's not my computer's fault, then, it's your pet's fault."

"If I had written it on paper, long-hand, the cat wouldn't have deleted it."

"She'd have chewed it up or something. Fancy you blaming my computer ..."

"Are we fighting?"

"No. We're having an intellectual debate about your stupid cat and my wonderful computer."

"Are you being sarcastic?"

"No. I'm merely calling a spade a spade, a stupid pet a stupid pet and a great machine a great machine."

"Aaargh. You make me want to scream!"