Overheard Cellphone Conversations

Ok, let me first of all tell you that I don't NORMALY listen in to people's cell phone conversations BUT today I was at the playground with my daughter and there was this woman sitting at the benches who appeared to be talking to herself. I thought she was crazy and stayed close by my daughter while desperately trying to here what this woman was talking to herself about. Here is what I heard:

"Well, what color is it?"
"If you cover it with gauze then the cream wouldn't rub off"
"Then stop itching it!"
"Pour some Epsom salt into a bath of warm water and soak in it. That will take the itch away."
"I'm trying to relax right now. I'm sure you can manage by yourself."
"It doesn't matter where I am!"
"Deal with it!"
"Why do you always have to be so difficult?!?! Take your bath, get the sab, get the gauze and take care of it yourself!"
"No, I'm not comming home right now!"
"Because I don't feel like it!"
"I don't know when I'll get back"
"I told you, I'm trying to relax!"
"Hold on, you want to hear something cool? Listen to this -"

She reaches down and pushes a button on her cell phone on her side. I sigh with relief. The woman really wasn't crazy, but thanks to blue tooth technology, average stressed out mothers now can look like they have lost their minds.



-Nizza


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