Overheard Cellphone Conversations

My Friend, who is fourteen, always has conversations like this with her mom, who she refers to as 'Mother'.
This is one conversation I remember:
"*Sigh* Hello Mother."
"Yes Mother"
"Okay Mother"
"No Mother"
"Yes, I'm sure"
"Okay"
"YES, Okay!"
"Goodbye mother"
*Silence*
"G-Goodbye"
"Goodbye Mother!"
"Yes, I know. G-Goodbye."
"Okay, Goodbye"
"Goodbye Mother"
"I have to go."
"Goodbye Mother"
"Yes, I love you too"
"Goodbye Mother"
"I'm hanging up now"
"YES mother!"
"No, Goodbye"
"Goodbye."
"It's FINE mother"
"GOODBYE!!!" And she slams the phone closed.
Her mom has this thing where if she doesn't say goodbye and just hangs up in the middle of her mom speaking, her mom calls back and yells at her for 'not saying goodbye'. This happens at pratically every conversation on the phone and for spectators it's hillarious when she trys to hang up. I know you probably think I'm joking or over-exaggerating but I'm totally seriously. Her mom is 40.
-Kiki

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