Okay, I found this at the Romance at Heart magazine web site; it gave me a good chuckle to start my day.
a SPOT of Humor...
THE OIL SHORTAGE
A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in America.
~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer.
~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil.
~~~ We just didn't know we were getting low.
~~~ The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located in:
~~~ Alaska
~~~ California
~~~ Oklahoma and TEXAS
Our DIPSTICKS... are located in Washington DC!
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