Erotica Harem

It was one of those moments where you didn't mean for it to be taken that way...

Last night me and my managers were discussing in the back office where to order supper from. Ron wanted pizza. Pete said he'd go in with Reggie. I needed food, but not pizza. A sub would be fine. Ron offered Pizza Hazel...he likes their buffalo chix pizza. I don't like their subs. Pizza Kingdom? They don't have good bufalo chix but awesome subs and we didn't have a menu. How about Jimmy's?

I mentioned that their small pizza is large, as big as Domino's medium. At which point Ron asked if "Jimmy's large was larger than large?"

Tina, a manager about my age, snickered. Pete (he's a young one...about 22...and I'm sure he views me as something like a grandmother) was silent.

I ignored the obvious. Ron grinned but didn't fuel the thought.

Then I mused, "mmmm, yeah, Jimmy's has good subs. I think I'll have an Italian."

At which point Tina walked across the room saying, "I could go for an Italian," with a huge shit eating grin on her face.

I gave her a "TINA!" and a slap on the arm, but laughed.

Pete...well, it was hilarious. He was mortified. He turned bright red, tried to say something and then left.

Ron rode it out, listening to us women cackle. He didn't add anything more and Tina tried to downplay. "I meant a sub...I did!"

It was terrible. I just couldn't stop laughing all night long. It's really amazing how bright Pete's ears can get...I think it was one of those moments for him where he suddenly was met with the reality that women over 20 think about sex, too.

I know, not appropriate at work. It was one of those moments where we just couldn't stop laughing...


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