Many thanks, TBelle, for this intriguing trip through weird poetry forms obviously invented by people who had too much time on their hands.
I think there was a certain inevitability about Darth gaining the crown. One can't help but admire his class act. A very worthy winner.
There are at least three other names, including Mark, that I couldn't have quibbled with if they had replaced me in 2nd place. I think it probably did come down to tossing that special coin I gave you.
Now, as soon as I can find a vacant telephone booth, I will resume my former identity
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Again, many thanks.