The LL&L Rumpus Room

I hate fonts. The most I will do is quote text in italics and/or put anything that's bad in red. EVERYTHING everywhere should be in courier. It's a clear, no-bullshit font. You can do anything you want in it. It's monospaced so you can write code in it. Every letter is unique, none of this am I a li'l l or am I an I crap. You can put emoticons in it and they don't look whacked. Tell me people... what the hell is wrong with :) ? What does this not express? Or if you're feeling especially cheery, or insane, =D. Or excessively cute, how about ^_^ ASCII forever. I can't even be arsed to check whether I CAN get courier as a font here, that's how much I hate fonts. I hereby vow that I shall never change fonts in wdc. The whole world should default to courier and not look back.

As for comic sans, don't even get me started. I cannot take anyone seriously if they write me an e-mail in comic sans. How old are you, 12? And the first clueless loser to send me an email in HOT PINK COMIC SANS will be informed that my new email address is: viagra_sales@meds4u.com. Please send me an e-mail with the subject line "subscribe" to be added to my address book. Thank you, have a nice day.