Scenario One: The Forum

Ignore this; I accidentally double-clicked on the Post button instead of single click *thwaps self on forehead* Sorry; it's been one of those mornings

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I can see for miles and miles...take a journey to the centre of my mind, Julie-Su!--Charmy Bee

I, the great and powerful Rob-oz-nik, have spoken! Err...pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!--Dr Robotnik

--For generations we've used the oracular reading of oxen guts to predict our student's careers, or lack thereof.
--Eeeyugh. Couldn't you use some sort of aptitude test instead?
--We tried that. The oxen guts were more accurate by 72%.