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Here's wishing you and yours the very best the holiday season has to offer. In the first hour of the new year My wife she said to me Our car is up in a tree In the second hour of the new year My wife she said to me There's two neighbors complaining And our car's up in a tree In the third hour of the new year My wife she said to me Three guest are puking There's two neighbors complaining And our car's up in a tree In the forth hour of the new year My wife she said to me There's four windows broken Three guest are puking There's two neighbors complaining And our car's up in a tree In the fifth hour of the new year My wife she said to me Five more guest showed Four windows broken Three guest are puking There's two neighbors complaining And our car's up in a tree In the sixth hour of the new year My wife she said to me Six guest are streaking Five more guest showed Four windows broken Three guest are puking There's two neighbors complaining And our car’s up in a tree In the seventh hour of the new year My wife she said to me Seven guest are missing Six guest are streaking Five more guest showed Four windows broken Three guest are puking There's two neighbors complaining And our car’s up in a tree In the eighth hour of the new year My wife she said to me Eight cops came calling Seven guest are missing Six guest are streaking Five more guest showed Four windows broken Three guest are puking There's two neighbors complaining And our car’s up in a tree In the ninth hour of the new year My wife she said to me Nine guest were arrested Eight cops came calling Seven guest are missing Six guest are streaking Five more guest showed Four windows broken Three guest are puking There's two neighbors complaining And our car’s up in a tree In the tenth hour of the new year My wife she said to me Ten people are passed out Nine guest were arrested Eight cops came calling Seven guest are missing Six guest are streaking Five more guest showed Four windows broken Three guest are puking There's two neighbors complaining And our car’s up in a tree In the eleventh hour of the new year My wife she said to me Eleven times I’ve told you Ten people are passed out Nine guest were arrested Eight cops came calling Seven guest are missing Six guest are streaking Five more guest showed Four windows broken Three guest are puking There's two neighbors complaining And our car’s up in a tree In the twelfth hour of the new year My wife she said to me Twelve years is too long Eleven times I’ve told you Ten people are passed out Nine guest were arrested Eight cops came calling Seven guest are missing Six guest are streaking Five more guest showed Four windows broken Three guest are puking There's two neighbors complaining And our car’s still up in a tree as always, wordsy. ** Images For Use By Upgraded+ Only ** "a thin trail of whispers across a wandering mind faint flashes of fantasy that I often find merely jaded shadows of who I used to be they fill with words, my pages for all the world to see" ** Images For Use By Upgraded+ Only **
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