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Mutant Animals meet the Punch Out Boxers |
| [Introduction]
So I decided I wanted to make up for that lackluster campfire with something with...A bit more of a plan and decided to make a campfire to indulge my recent obsession with the Punch Out Franchise in which Mutant Animals discover the WVBA and want to join and given Punch Out Wii let Donkey Kong fight Little Mac I'm assuming they run on Air Burd rules saying there's no rule against animals fighting human boxers
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| At the annual secret meeting of a bunch of scientists who had each created a Mutant Animal for various reasons Dr. Garrison stepped onto the stage. "Uh Thank you..." He said "I would like to report the progress on my experiment..14 years ago I injected the serum into a 4 week old German Shepherd Puppy...Now Thunderbolt..." There were twitterings of giggling from the audience, Dr. Garrison huffed "101 Dalmatians was my daughter's favorite Disney movie at the time we named him..."He said gruffly "Anyway...What I seek with my Mutant is an intelligent canine who can replace human soldiers on the battlefield..." |
| Meanwhile back at home the now 14 year old teenage Thunderbolt was looking at his human 'sister' Elodie getting ready to leave the house for a date. "Dad told you he didn't like you seeing that guy..." The Young German Shepherd warned "Yeah, but what are you going to do about it?" Elodie said as she put on her leather jacket "You can't leave the house! Why don't you just chill out and watch TV till I get back." Thunderbolt grumbled but he reached for the remote anyway, the first thing he saw was an ad for the latest WVBA fight... |
| Rocky Candida, a young Rottweiler mutant, watched his human brother train under their father’s guidance, once a scientist in the lab that made him. Fueled by pride and rebellion, Rocky vowed to prove himself in the ring, gloves on, heart pounding: the first mutant boxer in his family to win a title. |
| As he watched the TV advertising Little Mac's upcoming fight with Super Macho Man...Thunderbolt felt his tail start to thump against the sofa...In preparation to train him the be a super soldier, Dr. Garrison had taped a lot of crime and cop movies to make Thunderbolt want to 'fight evil' Escape From New York, Beverly Hills Cop, Chuck Norris' Code of Silence... |
| Elsewhere, there was another scientist working on their experiment. A female cheetah named Pretty. Pretty was on a treadmill, running. "You might be fast in the short term, but if you don't have endurance, your quarry will slip away," the scientist said. "Yes, Dr. Chen," said Pretty. "Humans can keep up a decent clip, pursuing prey for hours, days even," said Dr. Chen. "It will be your job to catch that prey, even tracking it down." "Yes, Dr. Chen," said Pretty. "Now, let's see how long you can really run." |
| “Come on, Rock, you’ll get hurt out there,” Ben warned, wrapping his hands. Rocky smirked, tail flicking. “You taught me every move you know.” Ben sighed. “Yeah, but not how to take a hit from a human crowd.” Rocky grinned. “Then it’s time they learned what a Rottweiler can do.” |
| Rocky then decided to call his friend Thunderbolt (Since these scientists were all comparing notes on their Mutant Creations, many of their 'experiments' knew each other in fact they fad scheduled 'play dates' with their creations to help them develop social skills) Thunderbolt picked up the phone "Hey Rocky," The German Shepherd said as he saw the caller ID. "Hey Thunder..." Rocky said "...I have an idea for something for us to do, you heard of the WVBA?" "I'm watching the Promos for the upcoming fight right now..." |
| Pretty was still running. However, out of the corner of her eye, she saw Dr. Chen talking on the phone. "Yes. Saturday would be good," he said. "She has been doing well, and does need some socializing beyond my team. Yes - make sure to have plenty of food, her metabolism has been increasing." |
| "I have a plan..." Rocky said "...To get us in the WVBA!" Thunderbolt's ears perked up "Like...Out in public? With other humans? Rocky, you know our parents say the world isn't ready for talking animals yet!" |
| "We ought to find a way to keep them entertained," said Dr. Chen over the phone. "Teenagers at this age get rebellious. Need to keep them from doing something crazy." |
| It started as a wild spark in Rocky’s head while watching Little Mac’s promo on TV. The crowd, the lights, the cheers, why couldn’t mutants have that too? “They think the world ain’t ready,” he muttered, pacing the garage. “Then we’ll show ’em we already are.” He called Thunderbolt and explained it: a self-made promo. They’d film it themselves, gloves on, sparring in the ring behind the old rec center. Thunderbolt was nervous at first, but once the camera rolled, instinct took over. The Shepherd moved with speed and precision, and Rocky countered with raw, heavy power, every punch echoing through the rafters. Afterward, they edited the footage, Pretty added a voice-over: “Two fighters. Two friends. One dream...Mutants in the WVBA.” Rocky grinned, uploading the video to YouTube under Team Canine Knockout. Then came the bold move. Rocky tagged the official WVBA account on every platform he could find, Twitter, Insta, even the old message boards. “No rules against animals boxing,” he said with a wink toward Thunderbolt and Pretty. “If Donkey Kong can do it, why not us?” |
| The head of the WVBA Douglas Gerbasi saw the video and was floored...Donkey Kong was one thing, but these two dogs seemed to have human-like torsos and arms and spoke with human-sounding voices only occasionally interspersed with barks. The next day he called all the Boxers over and showed them the video "Boys..." He said "...What do you think you're looking at?" The Boxers from Little Mac to Mr. Sandman stared in wonder, they couldn't believe what they were seeing Super Macho Man gave a nervous chuckle and said "It's some Goofballs duking it out in dog mascot costumes!" |
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