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The Uberlurker's Observations

by Uberlurker

Rated: 13+ · Book · Contest Entry · #1474410

Strange things you discover when you're lurking.

*edits description to remove references to contest long over*

It's a bird!
It's a plane!
No, it's the Uberlurker!

And she has something to say!

And the fact that no one cares is somehow reassuring.

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10 Most Recent Blog Comments:

Brooke

Nov 21, 2008 at 11:17pm
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I vote for the lolcats!

Congrats on the new job

BeautyFromAshes

Nov 5, 2008 at 10:46am
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BeautyFromAshes

Nov 5, 2008 at 10:45am
In response to "Invalid Entry"

oh gosh...

You are just human and those concerns are real.

I am so sorry to hear about this.

Hang in there

Lani

Nov 4, 2008 at 1:18pm
In response to "Invalid Entry"

I dunno about you being selfish. I mean after you offer condolences to the family, there's not much you can really do for "the sweetest old man imaginable". You could maybe check in on the widow. Make sure she has everything she needs including a listening ear after the mourners leave.

Being in very deep these days is a major anxiety and concern.

I wish you well
Lani

BeautyFromAshes

Oct 30, 2008 at 3:38pm
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One day is a good thing.

Tomorrow's not promised to any of us, really...

Brooke

Oct 26, 2008 at 7:32pm
In response to "Invalid Entry"

You know I just got a wonderful idea for a Signature for you. *devious smile*

Brooke

Oct 26, 2008 at 7:30pm
In response to "Invalid Entry"

So it was flat? Hmm... interesting. Did it taste like cake, only flat? Was it overly moist? I want pictures! I'm intrigued. Next time snap some pics.

I'm weird I know. I accept it.

Did you really stuff it with jelly? What kind?

Do you hear a bird? I hear a bird. Where is that freaking bird!?

Matching garbage bags huh? Interesting ...

Brooke

Oct 26, 2008 at 7:27pm
In response to "Invalid Entry"

You got a pot roast for $1.50!?? Well Holy Stay-Puf Marshmallow man I'm impressed! That is a deal and half. I've never made butternut squash soup, is it good? I like soup. I like squash... sounds like a solid combination to me. I buy squash all the time actually but I feed it to my turtles; Bonnie and Clyde. They love squash and zuchinni. *ponders if I spelled that correctly then moves on* Well I got your note, with the links and this is where I ended up. Amazing how that works huh!? Technology I tell ya ...

So I'm at work. No gunplay here, no dead squirrels, there is metal boxes though but I don't have one *does happy dance then realizes not having one means I'm a nobody*

No lady in human resources barking about me leaving orange cones all about. Although we have security for that. I think I'm the only person in the whole company who hasn't at one time or another parked in permit parking without a permit ... wonder if that makes me a boring dweeb?

Okay I should stop rambling. I think there is a limit on these things. Darn blog Nazi's ... *shakes head muttering as she wanders off*

Katya the Poet

Oct 19, 2008 at 8:59pm
In response to "Invalid Entry"

Congratulations on the win! And being snit-free!

Katya the Poet

Oct 19, 2008 at 8:57pm
In response to "Invalid Entry"

I went back to church today, too! I had been away for much of the summer and the fall up till now, for various reasons, including being an Emily-Dickinson-church-of-the-back-yard type. It was nice to be back!

I wish you well in your churching experience. I hadn't been since I was about 10, and came back to a progressive Christian church about 30 years later. My husband is Catholic, and I sent my kids to Catholic school for a while to get a bit of that heritage. Now I'm the only one who goes to chuch at all. Except on Christmas Eve. Then they all come for supper and carol singing.

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