We're all mad here.

Remember to Recite

Read this poem - How Doth the Little Crocodile - Write a similar style (same number of lines/format) of any topic of choice.

A Parody of a Parody (the original was twice this long)

Why doth the Giant Panda Bear
Now contemplate his toes?
Why doth he rub a bamboo stalk
Against his black, black nose?

How cheerful are his forward rolls—
Hey, I can do that too!
Give me leave, dear Panda friend,
To come and play with you!