JACTICTATION

Muzzy's Secret Service Interview.+

T.V. Guide senior editor Rich Sands sits
with Presidential candidate Muzzy.
This is the first of three media interviews.
"Muzzy the first thing you need to know is,
government is show business.
We the media decide who will be President."
Mr. Sands said in Muzzy's white minivan.

"Okay. But, does the U.S. owe 7 trillion dollars
to China?" Muzzy answered, while munching on
Cape Cod Potato Chips.

"Yes. But, they make great Wal-Mart products
and Kung Fu movies.
It is highly unlikely you'll be elected President.
Nevertheless, you have 15% of the T.V. guide pol.
So, I must inform you that any reduction in
Pop Culture will collapse the world economy.
We are video Ya-Ya, video Ga-Ga." Mr. Sands
kisses a pendant hanging from his neck.
There is a picture of Lady Ga Ga in it.

"Yes. Lady Ga Ga is a powerful endorsement."
Muzzy sips some CoCa~Cola.

"Good. You have been briefed on the State of the
nation and let's be great!" Mr. Sands gives
Muzzy a high five...

Reflections~ If politics is perception, then what
>>>>>>>>>>>> is truth?