Savonarola

Racist People

Muzzy reads note,

"Right out of park straight thru 1st stop sign,
RT at the stop sign,
Left onto 16 South."

His white minivan slowly makes its way to the house.
A beautiful Romanian woman greets him.
"Hello, I am Celily and this is Elana .."
Muzzy takes his shoes off out of respect for their carpet.

"Ehm, Marian sent me." Muzzy smiles and takes some potato chips.
"Yes, he is very good friend.
So, do you want a massage on the floor or couch ?" Celily pulls
out the bed inside the couch.

Muzzy gulps his bottle water, "Couch."

Elana giggles, "You are circumcised .. are you Jewish?"

Muzzy feels cold and sweaty, "Well, I was raised Irish Catholic."
"Hmm. I don't think I could massage a Jew." Elana remarks,
I am a Romanian Catholic ... Why are you circumcised?"
Muzzy feels very nervous, "Oh, it's a common practice in Boston
hospitals for hi-gene .. Should I go?"

The two ladies discuss with each other in Romanian .
Celily smiles at Muzzy, "$500 dollars for both of us."
Muzzy takes a deep breath and coughs, "Cash?"
The Romanian ladies take a check.

It is a lovely massage.

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