Ribmeat Of The Family Tree

Girls hold feelings, Boys hold grudges (demo)

10-?-05

He's a cynical, arrogant saint of a man.
She's a major in bad decision making, minoring in child-like psychology.
He's an eighties numbnut, a nineties nympho and a double-zeroes ought-not.
She's a believer in the Morrison Hotel, which closed in the seventies.

Did you ever wonder
         if the one you fell in love with
wasn't the one for you?
You know it's true.
I'm in love with you.

[Welcome to the winter cold we'll pass back and forth.]

He eats meat like PETA's goin' out of style.
She's afraid of carnophiles toward her kids.
His idea of a warm breakfast is when she wakes up next to him.
Her idea of sex is when she's next to him.

         hambone manbone clam on the bone
         and seldom never alone
         warm bed cool night in the a.m. get head
         and everyone gets some!

Did you ever wonder
         if the one you fell in love with
wasn't the one for you?
You know it's true.
I'm in love with you.