Poetry Collection

My Cat has Issues. Can't you Tell?

Written for Writer's Cramp

I think my cat is insane
She barks like a dog
and plays in the rain.

Maybe multiple personality?.
She chases other cats,
but she still climbs trees.

I try to give her tuna fish.
She turns up her nose.
Dog chow's her favorite dish.

She bit the mailman yesterday.
And when she sees a frisbee
She pants wildly, begging to play.

She digs holes in the ground
burying toys and bones
That are never found.

I took her for a visit with the vet.
I have to admit," he said,
"You've got quite an unusual pet."

For me, he had this advice.
"At least she still purrs
and chases mice."