Poetry Collection

Mother-in-law's Dinner

Prompt:Eintou written for Writer's Cramp. Bad poetry

Prehistoric turkey
covered in an iceberg
of freezer burn. Who knows how
long it's been in that freezer? I'm frightened.
I don't want food poisoning again!
I pray for a
way out.

Slimy pie
Smells like baked beans
Oh dear God! What is it?
What in the heck is mince meat anyway?
Can I have some water, please?
My stomach is calling
Alka Seltzer!