Moniek Nodaikmo itzit Hiapnoduav

lik'f

lik'fu itz bit'ga
lik'fu itz grab'tad
lik'fu sut'kiz

just kidding, life is beautiful
(lik'fu = life)
(itz = is)
(bit'ga = big)
(grab'tad = grand)
(sut'kiz = sucks)
(bedoktitfut'l = beautiful)
I used to be able to write whole paragraphs in that code.

ee (as in bleak) = ed
eh (as in bed) = er
ah (as in bath) = ab
ih (as in hit) = it
ie ( as in bike) = ik
oo (as in broom) = ok
oo (as in book) = oc
oh (as in boat) = on
o (as in bought) = od
uh (as in button) = ut
ng (as in swing) = gon
ch (as in chair) = c
t=n and n=t

there are tons of other rules, but I forget what most of them are...