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Princess Alice...

...is the name of the demon hamster that is making my life hell.

She won't stop chewing around the door of her home. It's big home, filled wtht tubes and mini houses and I have grown some special cress just for her, which she loves, eats, then goes back to chewing.

And it's plastic she's chewing, making a horrible grinding-sqeak noise that give me goose bumps and a headache at the same time.

She's my daughter's (hence the name, I'd have called her something far, far more apt) and she's taking over the whole house.

I need a holiday, and possibly a new life and body to go along with it.....