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Top Ten Signs It's Time to Find a New Doctor

10. He offers you treatment, but then makes you wait "until the lawyer gets back from lunch."

9. He cannot say the word "prostate" without giggling hysterically.

8. To save you money, he offers to replace traditional anesthesia with a quick blow to the base of the skull.

7. He performs operations with a "safety" scalpel.

6. He phrases all of his explanations in the form of a question, and insists on calling you "Alex"

5. He reads you your diagnosis, word-for-word, from the Encyclopedia Brittanica

4. He drinks coffee from a urine collection cup.

3. Instead of measuring your vital signs, he prefers to take them via "guestimation"

2. The nurses secretly call him "Leatherface" behind his back

1. He writes legible prescriptions.