Team Ahimsa Blog Relay, Various Contests

Money Punny Drive

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As soon as they said 'We'll never be royals' I thought - and thank goodness for that. I mean, Charles and Diana didn't have much luck with their romance, did they? I haven't calculated, but I'm sure the percentage of successful, committed royal romances is a tiny one. Megan and Harry opted out of royalty, didn't they?

Drive those Cadillacs in your dreams, dear.

Real Cadillac owners don't spend time with their wives, they're on the golf course and what their caddy lacks is supplied by higher cadres, if you know what I mean. Mercedes bends to pick up the money, and doesn't utter any Audi-ble protest.

Puns aside, dream Cadillacs are fine, they don't have the price tag that real ones do. And I don't mean the monetary price - there are other costs involved.

You be grateful you got love, and you be grateful you'll never be royal.