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A collection of stories about my family's trip to the movies going sour quite fast! |
| It was Monday, October 27th, 2025, and you are still royally upset over Ross going to the Hockey game! While he was having another good time, you were stuck at home with the screaming shits all weekend while their mother was in jail again over some stupid shit! On Tuesday, October 28th, 2025, you would be on OnlyFans again. Not to make another ridiculous live-stream, but to stroke it to one of the models you have subscribed to on there! Sure, you have wife and kids, but your wife has become quite a porker in recent years, and yes the subscriptions can be a bit pricey, but you just HAD to jerk it off! Besides, your wife's stamina isn't the greatest anyway due to her weight! just as you were about to blow your load on the computer screen again, your kids would come tumbling into the room, causing you to get blue balled! Furious from both the blue ball pain and from the embarrassment in front of your kids, you would go on another tirade as the "White Claw" beer starts to kick in! After you got them out of your room, you would slam the door hard before going over to your bed and laying down on it, groaning in pain from the blue balling... A couple of days later, as you bitch and whine about the cost of chocolate candy, you would find out that Ross is watching another horror movie on Halloween! Are you fucking kidding? LAST HALLOWEEN, YOU NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK! Not only that, but Ross watched not 1, but two foreign films that week! and to top it all off, CHUCK E. CHEESE WAS CLOSED DOWN! THANKS A LOT ASSHOLES!!! You and your wife would go by a "Spirit of Halloween" store to look for costumes, but their was two issues. For one, the costumes are expensive as shit! And two, a whole of costumes don't fit you and your wife! And no, it's totally not because you two are bloated blobs that are as fit as a blimp! You both would let out a sigh of disappointment before leaving the costume shop and heading home... On Halloween, 2025, you would get some bad news! Last night, your niece, who was homeless, was sleeping inside a hallway of a hotel! She was sleeping there because she couldn't come up with the money needed for a room and her parents were being greedy assholes! Instead of getting her a room for the night, the cops just arrest her and slam her into the back of a cop car! Another one of your nieces would get arrested in Ross's neighborhood! She would notice that Ross is planning to put out a whole bunch of candy for the kids on Halloween night while he is out at the movies! When she tried to break in, instead of letting his cold and hungry, homeless niece in to warm her up and give her food, Ross would call the cops on her and had her thrown in jail too! Not only that, but one of your brothers and his wife would be in a parking lot, downing one shot of Vodka after another! They were doing this to get ready to confront the bastard over his asinine ways for the past month! However, before they could finish drinking up their stash, police would arrive and sling both of them around like trash bags before hauling them both off to jail! Upset with the news, you and your wife decided to just stay home on Halloween and play up some Fortnite! As you get out the "White Claw" beer and pizza rolls, as well as some Cheetos, your daughter would come downstairs and asks if she and her brother could go Trick-or-Treating. Your wife would tell her no at first, but your daughter would keep begging to go out to Trick-or-Treat! Your wife would soon snap and yells at the kids before dragging them both upstairs and locking them up in their room! As both of the kids scream and cry in their bedroom all Halloween night, you and your wife would be getting drunk on the "White Claw" beer and eating up pizza rolls while playing some Fortnite to try to dull out the upsetting feelings... ![]() |