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I am capable of dimwitted thoughts.

#1095357 added August 15, 2025 at 7:16pm
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I saw SUPERMAN sitting next to a gorgeous girl.



I am 62, balding and pudgy.
Nevertheless, I wanted the 20-year-old girl that sat next to me.
She had three girlfriends sitting next to her.

I had selected the back row seat ahead of the movie.
And reclined until they sat down beside me...
Oh my God! She looked like a bloody angel!

One girl, next the sexy girl seated next to me, was dressed as Hawk Girl.
The director, James Dun, explained SUPERMAN as an immigrant from Krypton.
And Krypton was destroyed by a red sun gone nova.

I wanted to ask the girl's name.
But it felt rude...
I am too old. Oy.
Any-who, SUPERMAN the movie was fun.

I'm thinking I will never have sex again.
I could take Viagra, but it increases a possible heart attack.
For what?

I liked the movie, and I got a senior discount.



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