Odd O'blography

I’m a Little Despot

Here's a little something from the archives. It seems even more relevant today.

I’m a Little Despot

I’m a little despot; yes it’s true.
You kiss my rear end, and I'll bully you.
When I get all steamed up, I run my mouth,
praise me now or watch me pout.

I’m a shameless liar, big and stout,
caught up in collusion there’s no doubt.
When they get to know me, people shout:
dump the chump, let’s vote him out!

Author's note: ▶︎

despot: noun

A ruler or other person who holds absolute power, typically
one who exercises it in a cruel or oppressive way.