Everyday Canvas

Spam

Prompt:
Use these thoughts to write the worst structured poem you possibly can. Venting, ranting, or complaining about something, sickness or bodily dysfunction. Have fun!

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Phone Spam
(a haiku chain)

the phone rings just when
I'm busy in the bathroom
'a charity scam'?

just maybe some spam
"This is not a robo call
I've called you before

it is all the rage
we're in the digital age"
he may as well say

as if talk's an art
like bodily disfunctions
louder than a fart


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